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This book will give you the best chat in the pub, dazzle dates in fancy restaurants, and provide endless family entertainment at Christmas. Just what the doctor ordered. Funny as hell from start to finish. The jokes contained within these pages are sick, rude, politically incorrect, offensive, obscene and in some cases Just Wrong, but the end results are Funny and Hilarious. All of the jokes are submitted by the general public to Sickipedia. Every time there is a big story - say a murder or a disaster, following the news comes the jokes.
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The 50 best Christmas cracker jokes
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Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people. Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche.